For your inquisitive enjoyment, the replacement parts for my motorcycle!!
The squarish bit in the center is an ignition coil and makes the spark plugs spark, which burns gas which defeats terrorists. The rest of the pieces get taped on to the bike with scotch tape until they magically meld with the machinery to produce a functioning engine. The sticker goes on the side of the fuel tank and makes the bike go faster. I <3 DIY!
Don't forget to pour in the special sauce... that's what makes the bike stay upright and also make the "vrooom!" noise.
Posted by: Papi Chulo | 05/29/2008 at 04:06 PM
D'oh! My cats ate the special sauce. Maybe I'll just use Tabasco.
Posted by: Garth | 05/29/2008 at 04:35 PM